How did no one mention there was midget wrestling at Kings Island's Halloween Haunt?

No joke. For what ever reason, Gregg Gillis lurvs Skyline.

Taken from an interview with House of Plates:

What do you typically eat on tour? Any particular cities that stand out?

Gregg: As far as other cities are concerned, I love Skyline Chili in Cincinnati. It’s really tasty!  Actually, I can’t remember ever going through Cincinnati without stopping by for some Skyline. With most Cincinnatians, it’s not such a big deal to them. It’s not an event to go there like it would be at a place like Primanti’s Restaurant in Pittsburgh. For instance, the Steelers won tonight so everybody will head over to Primanti’s. I can’t speak for most people in Cincinnati, but Skyline seems like an easy, cool, common everyday place.

 

So the next time he comes through town, check the local Skyline if you want to get a stalker photo.

http://twitter.com/#!/allenworb/status/114520868528463872

 

I am sure this helps confuse the drunk drivers leaving MLTs and The Stand.

As you may have heard, food tents and vendors will soon be banned from Fountain Square.

On the square for ice skating... no food for you
Special events on the square? Fuck yo face, no food.
Just bought something at the food trucks? Sit in the middle of the street before thinking of going to the square.

This is ass backward. Way to go 3CDC, taking something that is actually working in this city and making sure to bring it down to the level of everything else in this town.

(As read on http://eggplanttogo.blogspot.com/2011/09/this-just-in-food-service-banned-fro..., as well as through @WineMeDineMe and @PollyCampbell on twitter)

I guess this guy was happy when OSU vacated their wins from the last season.

So it seems that Fairfield, OH is the perviest town in the world. They decorate their fine town with used (and new) panties.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/09/panties-mystery-thousands-of-un...

The people of Fairfield, Ohio, are still picking women’s panties out of tree branches and other hard to reach areas. 

The town woke up Wednesday to find it littered with thousands of women’s panties.

“We have over 1,600 pair of both new and used women’s underwear,” said Fairfield County Sheriff Dave Phalen.  “They haven’t got them all gathered up because some of them are in areas where it would be difficult to get to.”

http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20110831/NEWS010701/110831014/Cops-Man-had...

HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police.

“He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic,” she said.

A) Look at this guy and tell me if you are at all surprised by this story:

B) Do you blame him? That raft probably had it's oars out, it was showing some of it's seaming.. hell, I know if I was walking past an alley and saw something like this I wouldn't be able to restrain myself either:

 

Thanks to Samantha on Facebook for the tip. (just the tip, am I right Edwin?)

If you see something that makes you say WTF Cincinnati?!?!, send it in via facebook or twitter

Must be an Obama fan.

http://ow.ly/i/gvpv

http://twitter.com/#!/progjourno/status/96694461047914496