Fromunda? Where?
CINCINNATI --
Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese.
Yup, naked with a bag of stolen cheese... I can't even muster the energy to come up with something witty.
An off-duty police officer working security at the downtown branch of the Cincinnati Public Library said he found 52-year-old Darrell Bess washing himself in the nude about 5:30 p.m. in the men's restroom.When officers searched his bag, they said they found a knife, a razor, two stolen DVDs and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese stolen from a Findlay Market store.
Bess was taken into custody and charged with public indecency, theft, carrying a concealed weapon.
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