Jesus is rising!
Remember how "Touchdown Jesus" was hit by lightning? Ya know, when the dumb bitch that runs the church compared Jesus to the terminator and told the battered women's shelter that "jesus took the hit for them"?
Well it seems that they have chosen the artists to start constructing the new statue. They must tired of all the "Touchdown Jesus" jokes, because the new statue will have the arms outstretched instead.
Thats right, you heard it hear first.... Unsportsmanlike Conduct Jesus! Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
MONROE, Ohio, Nov. 2 (UPI) -- Two Ohio artists were chosen to design a 51-foot statue of Jesus Christ to replace a church monument destroyed by lightning, church officials said.
The "King of Kings" monument that stood in front of Solid Rock Church in Monroe was struck by lightning June 14 and will be replaced by the statue titled "Come Unto Me," the Dayton Daily News reported Tuesday.
Cincinnati artists Steve Brauch of Glasshand LLC and Tom Tsuchiya were selected from a pool of six artist to design and sculpt the statue of Jesus standing in an outstretched pose, said Ron Carter, the church's administrator.
The church presented an 18-inch replica of the statue on an audiovisual screen to its congregants during Sunday's services, the Daily News reported.
"They responded very favorably," said Carter, expressing hope the general public will like it as well.
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/11/02/Ohio-church-commissions-huge-Jesus-statue/UPI-51871288747054/
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